Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
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