going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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