Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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