I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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