I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize