i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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