And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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