D3 body, D1 cock
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
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