shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Randomize
