problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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