i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
Randomize
