Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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