Where did you get a picture of my penis
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I couldnt sleep the entire night because her cats kept reaching under the door like they were trying to eat me for taking their place on her bed.
I always knew youd fuck a cat lady
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