Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
