I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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