im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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