new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I just forgot I was standing up.
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