I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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