eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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