rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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