let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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