i'm signing you up for texting rehab
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
Randomize
