Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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