I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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