my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Nothing quite says America like barbecue and beer at 9 in the morning.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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