she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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