if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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