And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
whose parrot is this?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
Randomize
