Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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