ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Randomize
