id be glad to
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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