Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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