My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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