i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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