It's like God shit irony all over that family
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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