hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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