Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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