Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize
