Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Randomize
