Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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