it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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