GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
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