oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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