Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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