whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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