I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
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