Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
