just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I bought the restaurant a boat airhorn to wake up sleeping employees.
I love you
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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