she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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