rhymes with "ouble enetration"
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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