oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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