It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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