he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
So while she was giving me a lap dance I told her I quit med school. Just so she didn't feel like the only one who's made bad decisions in their life.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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