So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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